Have you heard? Mr. Dashwood died and now his daughters are left without an inheritance. You know the law says girls can’t inherit. I know!!! They better marry well or all is lost — at least that’s what I heard. I can only imagine what will happen! And, gurl, you know how Elinor can be excruciatingly sensible about her affections? Well, like the flipside of a coin, there’s her sister, the sensitive Marianne who’s so bad at keeping her feelings in check it’s dangerous! Like, reputation-killing dangerous. Things are such a mess, who knows if those girls can ever get a husband!